I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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