Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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