you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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