I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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