I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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