So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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