YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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