fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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