He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think your dad took our porno
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Randomize