Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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