Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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