Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Drake has all the answers
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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