Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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