you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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