the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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