You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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