THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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