Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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