Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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