The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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