Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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