My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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