i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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