tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
