Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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