the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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