Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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