Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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