we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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