Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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