im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
time to smoke my breakfast
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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