thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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