Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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