I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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