I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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