Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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