Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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