Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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