Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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