And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize