We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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