dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just want to make out with him forever
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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