i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My breasts were aching with rage.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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