So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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