i permit you to call me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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