You just made me feel so damn special
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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