Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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