Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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