Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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