Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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