I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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