he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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